Ridiculous car bullshit that dropkicks spew

[GTREA]

This came up on Perths shittest FB page

Ah yes, the ex charter vehicle once again.
This time it has new plates. HIGH LIFE. The plates obviously do not refer to the vehicle as it is hardly a vehicle of affluence.
Rather the plates refer to the owners constant need for shardz in the pursuit of their 'High Life'.
Note the door displays that apparently he had 'custom made' but can be found on eBay for approximately $6 posted from Hong Kong.
Yes, the high life will cost you $6 and whatever the cost is for 1 point of shard.

Hes an (ex) friend of a girl that works for me, he claimed his door lights were 'Custom made' when infact

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2pcs-...rchweb201560_3

[dnegative]

Patrols are useless for touring with that ZD30

Heaps of cunts went around Australia in them, then the odo ticked over 100,000km and all bets were off

[Stix Zadinia]

But the average speed of cars would've been considerably slower back in 4 wheel drum days.

back when the speed limits were higher and in some places non existent?

[Captiva Fan]

back when the speed limits were higher and in some places non existent?

Limits were pretty-much not needed, back when so few cars could achieve our current limit. :-)

[sirhsv]

This came up on Perths shittest FB page


Hes an (ex) friend of a girl that works for me, he claimed his door lights were 'Custom made' when infact

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2pcs-...rchweb201560_3

I really don't get the point of that shit especially VIP logos. Having that shit on your car just makes you look like a giant wanker. Especially on a Statesman-and if it was on a Rolls you'd deserve a smack in the head for defacing something classy with tat so tasteless at that.

That said that Perth Shittest fb page has been going hard over the last couple of days seems to be plenty of ammo over there-and not much to do over Xmas for the creator of said page.

[Shonky.]

critiquing cars like that is like teasing kids on the special needs bus

[irsa76]

Limits were pretty-much not needed, back when so few cars could achieve our current limit. :-)

Fun fact, the XR 289 police prototype had 4 wheel drum brakes, this was quickly changed to disc front brakes for the production GT and police pursuit models. The drum brakes could only cope with 1 high speed stop before they over heated.

[Benonymous]

^^^^ Just like the 4 wheel drums on every yank land yacht ever fitted with same.

Yanks, gotta love 'em

[Andrew Bolt]

This came up on Perths shittest FB page


Hes an (ex) friend of a girl that works for me, he claimed his door lights were 'Custom made' when infact

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2pcs-...rchweb201560_3

One of my fave FB pages. Admin has indeed been hard at it the last few days.

[Shonky.]

so what's the page?

share the joke with the rest of the class

[Captain Kermit]

https://www.facebook.com/perthshitcars/?fref=ts

[Gin Kii]

ha. that cunt would go allright here !!

Not only is your sister practising handies for a night out ending up in the toilets of Kwinana maccas, but is also spreading her legs wide open to air out her gash in the hopes of removing the persistent aromas that plague it.
Bek, I know you've been shared around at your Christmas lunch and the whole family has had a go, leaving your cunt to resemble a punched pavlova but that doesn't mean you can let your cats experience the same.

[308hjute]

This is quite good.

Posting pictures of yourselves with your cook hole hanging out is the most obvious form of attention seeking. 350 odd likes, 90% of which have come from 50 year old cunts looking to get a taste of that rotting peach.

[nine2nine]

People blankly look at me when I suggest a large box trailer and a $10,000 new unregistered jimny or whatever as a 4wd. Thats straight away the cost of 35's, lift kit and a rear locker. Let alone the other shit.

Goes everywhere a 80k landcruiser with 30k of mods goes.
Goes everywhere a 20k landcruiser with 30k of mods goes.
Repeat for everything.

And if the cunt rolls, you climb out and push it upright. Yet somehow people would rather turn their rwd large wagon with a front diff into a '4wd' with big tyres and shit. The amount of cunts who ruin their daily and fucking hate the roll/consumption/noise/bullshit that goes with 35's/lift/lockers/big shocks/etc etc etc and spent more than a new more capable 4wd and trailer astounds me.

Man you talk some crap. A dead stock Jimny verse any 4wd with 35's and lockers is a joke. Except those overpriced gutless farm trucks you're in love with, they still wouldn't be a match.

[Bob Vegana.]

Hearty chuckle at the Facey quotes.