Ridiculous car bullshit that dropkicks spew

[Rdyno]

This one made me laugh just a little more.

Hopefully this vehicle suffers a tyre blowout at 120km/h, ends up in a roll but doesn't kill the occupants immediately.
The occupants will instead be thrown from the vehicle, impaled on a kangaroo and will make a full recovery, forever merged with the kangaroo hopefully leading to a new Rob Schneider film.

[yohoes]

Interestingly the Bell Tower Times has been quiet the last few days. Excellent exposé of Perth shitcuntery on that FB page too.

Nah it isnt the BTT guy

[67rce]

Cosworths have 500hp.

My grandad has a Mk2 Phase 3 GTHO

My V6 Commodore is faster than a Camaro

[bugle]

My V6 Commodore is faster than a Camaro

Yeah an 80's 4 cylinder one

[Russell]

Or a current one, considering they also use a 3.6l V6.

[irsa76]

Yeah an 80's 4 cylinder one

A Victa lawnmower is faster than a 4 cylinder Camaro.

[mph]

Most 60's Camaro's ranged from 14 to 17 second quarters. A v6 Commodore could have a chance.

[bv]

Either would have worked...

Something that happens to me occasionally, is that I'll be googling something, dig up a 10-15 year old thread on some forum, scanning through the responses for what I need, and find one that just enrages me because it is either complete bullshit, or worse, a complete inability to listen to someone elses advice....

And then I'll see that it was me who posted it.

I'm so sorry internet.

yeah me too.

i used to be so mad at lane splitting motorbikes, then i got one

[bv]

well if nothing else this thread helped me re-establish what we are calling the village idiot these days instead of rdyno, what with the fucking stupid renaming going on constantly

[MR 1JZ]

Driving a caged loud evo attracts these fuckwits im quite sure, had some bloke at the servo the other day piss in my ear about how his fiesta ST has 325kw's at the wheels

strangely enough my evo has 320 at the wheels and he found this out just seconds earlier when he asked me

when I offered him the prospect of a $3K winner takes all street race "yeah but you've got 4WD"

fucking...muppets

[Bren]

Had a bloke telling me all about the all new Subaru Brumby that will be powered be a 400 and something kilowatt supercharged flat 8.

[Kiahatsiu]

Good old supercharging

[leothedrummer]

Latest lunchroom convo between the two fine specimens:

"I used to work with a guy who lost his license for 10 years. Was doing 385 on a turbo R1"
"How did they catch him if he was doing 385?"
"Oh, well, he was only doing 320 when they caught him, he had slowed down a bit"
"Ah, gotcha"

Unrelated to cars:

"Teenage years are the hard ones. Me and my daughter hated each other for ages. We wouldn't talk to each other from when she was about 12 until 16 or so. She had this halfcast friend and one time, she came home from school with fucken dots all over her face. Told her to get the fuck outta my house with that shit and don't let me see her hanging around that fucken halfcast bitch again"
"....fucken black cunts"

Dropkicks gonna dropkick?

[junny]

Cant drive a Silvia anywhere without 5 retards you dont know telling you what you should do to the car and how their brothers uncles mother has more power and payed less.

[rorge]

My V6 Commodore is faster than a Camaro

My dogsballs slow 85 500SEL was faster than pedo's 350 chev 72 RS Camaro. A V6 commodore is faster than both!