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    Originally posted by Gammaboy View Post
    I had a ZH Fairlane that was an ex dealer principles car - the colour code was "special order" - Daimler blue or something. A mate had a XH XR8 ute that had leather trim - another ex dealer principle special order.
    Green XH XR8? I know someone who owns one with factory leather.

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      Originally posted by 67rce View Post
      Green XH XR8? I know someone who owns one with factory leather.
      Metallic green, grey leather, ELGT wheels and manual.
      I think it's changed hands a few times since I last saw it.
      Wound up with ported alloy GT40 heads, a T3 roller cam and a different intake manifold... was great fun to drive. It occasionally make me think about looking for an XH XR8.
      "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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        That's the car. Now a 347, not sure what heads, big solid cam, V8SC ITB's and an M800.

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          Jesus. That's probably overcapitalising a bit.
          "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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            Originally posted by Gammaboy View Post
            I probably should have kept that one.
            Why? That's the ugliest car I've ever seen. Give yourself an upper cut for buying it at all.
            The most dangerous risk of all - the risk of spending your life not doing what you want, on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later. - Randy Komisar.

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              Originally posted by Spammy View Post
              Lost count of how many Ford owners who have boasted that their [insert model here] Falcon had a whole bunch of rare options/ specs because it was built for the MD /Head of Ford/ Colonel Sanders etc etc
              Back in the day, you could order what you wanted. So there would be a lot of rare cars out there, but most of them would be rare due to shit like outside colour interior colour and the fact it had a tape player
              you cant spell advertisements without semen between the tits

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                The funny thing is the actual car guys usually downplay how rare/fast their car is.

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                  Originally posted by Mr Purple View Post
                  The funny thing is the actual car guys usually downplay how rare/fast their car is.
                  Thats exactly my experience.

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                    I had a sort-of opposite conversation once at the servo when the SS was new.

                    Old mate: That's a big wing. Is that to help keep it on the road at high speed?
                    Me: Not really. That one does nothing, it's just decoration.
                    Old mate: Really? I heard those big wings stopped them from taking off?
                    Me: On a race car, yeah, but that one is just for looks.
                    Old mate: You sure? I thought... (etc)

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                      Originally posted by Cal View Post
                      Why? That's the ugliest car I've ever seen. Give yourself an upper cut for buying it at all.
                      Your Maserati is.
                      "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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                        Originally posted by tremolo View Post
                        I was washing my XR5 out front of the townhouse I was living in before I finished the house, and the guy across the road sees it and starts telling me all about his mates one that has a Stage 3 turbo

                        I nodded along in agreement and complemented him on a job well done
                        For some reason, on VW Golf's, all the companies market in "stages", e.g. stage 1 is tune, stage 2 exhaust, stage 3 is turbo change. Maybe it's the same for XR5's?

                        Edit - discussed earlier....

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                          Originally posted by Gammaboy View Post
                          Your Maserati is.
                          Thousands would agree with you. Most of them would be owners of shit heaps like that boat you used to own.
                          The most dangerous risk of all - the risk of spending your life not doing what you want, on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later. - Randy Komisar.

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                            Originally posted by Gammaboy View Post
                            Yeah, would have looked great, except it had been repainted black at some point. I probably should have kept that one. Cunt who bought it for $1500
                            When was that? Even average ones were pulling $8k in NSW in the early 90's due to towing laws; they were about the only non-girly truck you could tow a double horse-float behind.
                            Soft roaders represent an excellent compromise between the needs of the hardcore 4x4 user and the convenience of a city hatchback. Its clear to see why they have become so popular in todays society.

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                              Originally posted by ironhorse View Post
                              nah it does,look up the bloody statistics on em
                              ya do the calcs on the redline and the gearing and thats what she does
                              No. Driving an esky along the footpath will be the end humanity. This must be stopped.
                              "Lol!! The son of satan will rideth thine esky, wearing nought but the beater of wives and the double secured half sandle, and he will wave his hands in great mirth ushering in the end of all mankind"

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                                2008ish. I bought it for $500 with no engine/trans, and a rusted fucked one for another $500 with good driveline. Between Neeek, another Nick and me we had eight(?) ZH fairlanes (one was actually a P6 ltd), most got wrecked out, only the black one survives, and the green one was sold as a shell (Karnage had it, then Bogan Dave owned it for a short period), NFI where it went. Fuck towing anything bigger than a box trailer with one.
                                "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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