Originally posted by MaximaSTouring
Not quite true. Michael Jordan (6'6") used to drive a Testarossa, and Gary Payon (6'8" if my memory serves me correctly) drives a 360 Spider.
Not quite true. Michael Jordan (6'6") used to drive a Testarossa, and Gary Payon (6'8" if my memory serves me correctly) drives a 360 Spider.
Then again, Michael Jordan doesn't fit the image of the American sportsman of today. The prerequisites are:
a) black, because everyone knows the white man can't jump (or run, or punch)
b) preferably have a rap sheet comprising various assault charges
c) father as many illegitimate children as possible (Shawn Kemp has about 11 or so)
d) drive their posse, ho's, minders, pets, and chef around in a cavalcade of SUV's
I wonder what car Mugsy Bogues drives? :p
edit: yes, Jordan does fill prereq a).



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