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    CUNTFUCKWHORE OF A FUCK LAWNFUCKINGMOWER FORFUCKSAKE
    Originally posted by S
    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

    #2
    That is the fucking funniest thing I have read in ages!!! :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:

    uncle = by lawnmower

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      #3
      SO i HAD HADS A faily ok day until fucking now I go out side to mowe the fucking grass as I know I wont get time to scratch my ass on the weekend try ans the fuckin lawnmower and not even a fire check all the normal stuff try a gain and still the cunt gives me fucking nothing tehn i spend 20 pulling trying to get the plug out with a shifter becuase the funny cunts at fucking victor made it some stupidshape that no cunt has ge tthe plug out only to find out ifs ok so I clean it just in case.I try again just a fucking homo blup blup blup I then get a can of start you fucking cunt spayt that shit init and fucking nil not even a fire I keep trying and thebithchcuntstainof a handel snaps off ing my handso then grab a phillips handel screwdriver to use as a handle pull afew more times and the whorejewfucking thing snaps the fucking pullstart rope and fires fucking mother fucking fuck cunt fuck once fucking slutcuntfuck once then fucking fuck stops I then stabbed it 9 ot 10times in the fule tank and a few times in the starterr part untill the phillps haed got stuck in the winder cunt of a part n9ow its good and fucked
      FUCK YOU FUCKING SLUTWHOREMOWER
      Originally posted by S
      I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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        #4
        Now I have coke coming out of my nose! Too fucking funny!
        Originally posted by Billzilla
        Remember - Ignorance in the true sense of the word does not equal stupidity.
        Wilful ignorance does though.

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          #5
          Can't match the emotion, but I've had luck in the past by hitting the spark plug with a heat gun then whacking it back in while it's still hot.

          PS 9/10 - Sometimes, simplicity says it all..
          Imagination is more important than knowledge.

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            #6
            LOL

            Fanfuckingtastic!!

            Im in tears!
            Originally posted by brasher
            TJ is 99% African American.

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              #7
              PMSL!!!!
              10/10

              See the third story in the attachment, piss funny as well.

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                #8
                10/10, that is fucking gold.

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                  #9
                  OK so I've cooled off a bit now. I did go back outside and was thinking of how I should burn the mower when the missus came home and asked what I was doing,she saw the phillipshead still sticking out the top of the mower and worked out what happend and that I was geting ready to set fire to it and stopped me.
                  Its 100% fucked now I stabbed it a few more times than I thought.
                  I'm still not laughing about yet but I do feel abit better.
                  Originally posted by S
                  I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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                    #10
                    You HAVE to post pics!
                    Originally posted by brasher
                    TJ is 99% African American.

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                      #11
                      Oh, I nearly forgot ....



                      Have you checked the ECU for error codes?

                      :rotflol:

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                        #12
                        Roflmao 10/10
                        You can NEVER have enough Horse Power

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                          #13
                          PMSL, best thread in a long time

                          picz pls!

                          10/10
                          Toyota Starlet

                          QR Sprint - 65.9 secs
                          QR Clubman - 70.2 secs
                          Gatton Street - 42.5 secs

                          Flickr - Picasa

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                            #14
                            oh god yes pics

                            I love that you stabbed the fucking thing, I've felt your pain

                            10/10

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                              #15
                              that is hilarious
                              Originally posted by Crash Dummy
                              I had reason to believe that the photo could have been of a very well done tranny. I have been fooled in the past

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