Greatest story ever told

[Mr Ed]

I like the bit about the commodore.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

When I seen it, i thought, yeah dem cunts from PF will get a laugh out of this.

Tough room

[BeverlyHillsCop]

When I seen it, i thought, yeah dem cunts from PF will get a laugh out of this.

Tough room

what room??

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

I like the bit about the commodore.

That's cos it's true.

I been questioned by the police in a divy van for sitting in a Commodore outside a school* (neighbour reported me) whilst I was waiting for her neighbour to arrive home so I could value her house (gave cops my business card, they were cool)

When I worked for Casey Council and we had council logos on our VT wagon, we would be cruising around taking notes on houses for the revaluation and cunts were always coming outta their place screamin WHY FOR YOU BE LOOKING AT MY HOUSE/CAR/DAUGHTER!?! etc


* that's a crime isnt it?

[Peter...]

That's cos it's true.

I been questioned by the police in a divy van for sitting in a Commodore outside a school* (neighbour reported me) whilst I was waiting for her neighbour to arrive home so I could value her house (gave cops my business card, they were cool)

When I worked for Casey Council and we had council logos on our VT wagon, we would be cruising around taking notes on houses for the revaluation and cunts were always coming outta their place screamin WHY FOR YOU BE LOOKING AT MY HOUSE/CAR/DAUGHTER!?! etc


* that's a crime isnt it?

Fuck me you only need ONE MORE AWESOME STORY FOR THE BEST TRILOGY SINCE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!!1117777JIZ

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Fuck me you only need ONE MORE AWESOME STORY FOR THE BEST TRILOGY SINCE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!!1117777JIZ

Your mum's a whore.

How's that for a story?

[Peter...]

Your mum's a whore.

How's that for a story?

Ooh nup, that was a bit too much Revenge of the Sith and not enough Return of the King.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Ooh nup, that was a bit too much Revenge of the Sith and not enough Return of the King.

Youre quoting the Rings AND Star Wars? Arent you conflicted!?!?!

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM

[tremolo]

I was down teh shop before and this guy bought a Breaka and I was like "man I feel like a Breaka as well" so I went to get one but he got the last one so I got a Big M instead

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

I was down teh shop before and this guy bought a Breaka and I was like "man I feel like a Breaka as well" so I went to get one but he got the last one so I got a Big M instead

Big M kills Breaka, but you know Farmer's Union is the bomb diggity.

[Mr Ed]

Today my boss was talking about going to see ACDC play so one of my other bosses was singing 'Its a long way to the shop, if you want a sausage roll' to him.

It took me a little while to figure it out as I didnt make the ACDC connection straight away and my boss doesnt normally eat sausage rolls but eventually I found it quite funny.

[Peter...]

Coming Soon

[BundyBeej]

Ice break totally kicks the M and Unions arse yO!

[Cal]

Coming Soon

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