Pseudough legal advice please

[Imposter Forg]

Woke up today, car was covered in self raising flour.

I know exactly who did it

Cars at the detailers at the moment, what do i do now to make the asshole pay for the detail?

[willsy01]

Doesn't it just hose off?

[Imposter Forg]

nah it's fucked and got hard and sticks to everything. plus it's all under the cowl.

[rx213b]

what sort of lame ass fucker does this and thinks it's amusing?

sorry, not much help :p

[willsy01]

Cunts.

I guess it comes down to whether you can prove beyond reasonable doubt who it was.

[Chase Rockwell]

Return the favour?

[Scuba-Steve]

Bitch out.

[Russell]

Frozen gearbox full of piss through lounge window?

[tim510]

Half-baked attempt at revenge?

My temperature would be rising!

Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

How did they cook up this plan?

[Scuba-Steve]

Are you sure its not plain flour?

[bahaimus]

Half-baked attempt at revenge?

My temperature would be rising!

Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

How did they cook up this plan?

:rotflol:

[Uncle]

Yeast you know who did it.
They would be brown bread if they did that to me.
Don't loaf about on it call the cops. You never know if you put the heat on then they might rise to the occasion.

[<---cop]

Smash 4 dozen eggs on their car?

[Imposter Forg]

nah they left the bag on the car, it was self raising. the paintjobs only a year old too, reckon it could be an issue for it?

[Uncle]

Knock on door with rolling pin?
I could not eat a wholemeal knowing someone did that to my car.
It would be the icing on the cake if you get them back.