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    How to keep my dominating housemate happy?

    So i got this bloke living with me

    few years older than me, seems ok in the initial interview, however has turned out to be a shitcunt

    1 - said he doesn't smoke, he smokes (outside, under the unit) as a result, i walk out of my room of a morning to him having breakfast and that smell of smoke is just "around"
    2 - says he is often out and busy heaps with work, he is on the couch whenever he isn't at work
    3 - Continually Talks whilst I'm trying to watch TV which is usually only friday night (SHUT UP CUNT IM WATCHING RUGBY!)
    4 - hasn't picked up a mob, sponge or vacuum cleaner in who knows how long
    5 - had a go at me the other night when i came home with take out cos i didn't ask him if he wanted any
    6 - Signed on my behalf without asking me for the new security fobs to the unit (he left the envelope for me on the table... i found out later from building manager he signed off... building manager said he fucked up as he should have asked for ID, but signing on behalf of me when not asked too is a massive issue ion my books)..
    7 - is trying to have a say on the body corp on how things should be (thing is here, we rent, therefore have absolutely no voice...)

    ive had enough of him, and to make things worse he has broken shit in the unit and hidden the remains in a draw in the bathroom, and as the bonds in my name its my responsibility (I've been here for 3 years with a unblemished record and never missed payment... only spoken to property manager 3-5 times in 3 years and never received any complaints for anything!)

    I've never kicked anyone out of a place before as i have lived with top cunts or mates, however this guy is getting the arse this week, however a few questions

    1 - I'm going to get a quote from buntings to get a replacement towel rack and install it - fait to take this from his bond?
    2 - he pays rent fortnightly, am i being fair in giving him 4 weeks notice to be out?

    i doubt he will trash the joint if it goes pair shaped but i know he will be his usually argumentative self and justify his own existence....

    so PF, put your minds together and tell me how to deal with shitcunt
    Originally posted by Kiahatsiu
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Originally posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Originally posted by tomvale13
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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      #3
      Buy a bicycle.

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        #4
        Is he on the lease or are you illegally renting the room ?

        Don't mention the adBlocker !!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Don Mega View Post
          Is he on the lease or are you illegally renting the room ?
          he isn't on lease

          i am "sub letting" you may say to him...

          not meant to in the block, but i subletted when i was moved in, and then when the chick i lived with moved out and my mate moved in we went on lease jointly and when he moved to UK in May i took on lease
          Originally posted by Kiahatsiu
          Dear Fidel,
          Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
          Regards
          Kia.
          Originally posted by rolin7
          the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
          Originally posted by tomvale13
          maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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            #6
            Print this in A4 and stick on the fridge ?
            Attached Files
            The older i get, the better i was...

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              #7
              Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

              Copied real estate header to word doc.
              Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
              Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
              He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
              Well played I reckon.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mitchamus View Post
                he isn't on lease

                i am "sub letting" you may say to him...

                not meant to in the block, but i subletted when i was moved in, and then when the chick i lived with moved out and my mate moved in we went on lease jointly and when he moved to UK in May i took on lease
                thats easy then. chuck all his shit to the curb and tell him to go fuck himself..... do it the morning rent is due to ease the burden. I assume he pays rent in advance and not in arrears.

                Don't mention the adBlocker !!

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                  #9
                  You posting a thread on how to kick a room mate out on Pf means you have no balls, you have two options:

                  1) Grow a pair
                  2) Move out
                  Rdyno rules

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
                    Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

                    Copied real estate header to word doc.
                    Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
                    Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
                    He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
                    Well played I reckon.
                    What a soft cock.

                    Tell the cunt to fuck off. If he doesn't call the cops and say he's a squatter.
                    Originally posted by oioioioioi
                    I've never said or implied everyone on that page was a deadshit - just that there's a concentration of deadshits there. Think of it like a mine, but instead of a rich vein of gold bearing quartz, it's a rich vein of spastic bearing facebook posts.
                    Originally posted by Sketchy
                    Any peanut who thinks they could have done it better from the comfort of their armchair or work desk is a genuine mong level potato.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
                      Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

                      Copied real estate header to word doc.
                      Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
                      Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
                      He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
                      Well played I reckon.
                      Love it, but carries an obvious amount of effort.

                      I reckon I'd do the letter part, and maybe partially pack my things up to a point where he's goneski.
                      Originally posted by brewdles
                      In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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                        #12
                        For the sake of the cost of a towel rack I'd wear it to get rid of him. Sounds like he could become a right prick and cost you a lot more than $50 or whatever it costs you just because you wouldn't give him some of his bond back. Reduce the chance of confrontation if you ask me.

                        4 weeks notice is fair I reckon. I presume there is nothing written down?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
                          Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

                          Copied real estate header to word doc.
                          Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
                          Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
                          He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
                          Well played I reckon.
                          is a good idea, but far too much effort for me to do this!
                          Originally posted by Kiahatsiu
                          Dear Fidel,
                          Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
                          Regards
                          Kia.
                          Originally posted by rolin7
                          the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
                          Originally posted by tomvale13
                          maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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                            #14
                            i don't mind living by myself for a while, only issue is that rents 700 a week and i settle on a investment property around 10th October so being financially mean til then....
                            Originally posted by Kiahatsiu
                            Dear Fidel,
                            Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
                            Regards
                            Kia.
                            Originally posted by rolin7
                            the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
                            Originally posted by tomvale13
                            maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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                              #15
                              Man up and talk to the bloke. Fuck me.

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