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    #46
    Leave him a note saying You know what he did last summer with a small section of the broken towel rack.
    Originally posted by S
    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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      #47
      so how did the confrontation go?
      Originally posted by TK
      may 10 thousand malaria carrying mozzies attack their syphillis sores simultaniously whilst their shrivelled genitalia are nibbled by hungry gofers

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        #48
        Originally posted by EJ DUDE View Post
        Go thru the classified and find a couple of poofters and invite the. To your place.
        Cunt comes home to a couple of naked dudes fucking on the couch he'll leave.

        Buy a new couch.
        Haha thanks for the lols. Definitely buy a new couch afterwards. Burn it send it to hell
        Sutherland Shires #1 Escort? is that like being the 4th best prostitute in Kazahkstan?

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          #49
          Originally posted by Sport4 View Post
          Can you gearbox his place of residence...Oh...
          Haha.

          Tell him he has a week then change the locks.
          Originally posted by Stix Z
          i'm upset i lost that video of that aboriginal woman taking a dump on a train that was on youtube
          Originally posted by Jim
          Sorry, am late to this thread. I have been protesting against whitey oppressors all morning with my people. I shall serenade this thread with my didge until nash comes in and puts it all into perspective.

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            #50
            Ask him to move out, find someone else.

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              #51
              [QUOTE=tim510;842176413]Ask him to move out, find someone else.[/QUOTE

              You're an idiot, this will never work! Far better to come up with some sort of long winded complex plan that takes months to do and will probably fail.
              I am a retarded 747 captain who now sells waterslides in Perth.

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                #52
                [QUOTE=Dave Gahan;842176421]
                Originally posted by tim510 View Post
                Ask him to move out, find someone else.[/QUOTE

                You're an idiot, this will never work! Far better to come up with some sort of long winded complex plan that takes months to do and will probably fail.
                What's a PF thread without talk of crazy schemes?
                Originally posted by brewdles
                In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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                  #53
                  Eat nothing but baked beans for a week or so and save up all your farts for home
                  "I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames"

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                    #54
                    Tell him you have ebola?
                    Originally posted by cheapracer
                    Sperm are clever little fuckers that got us where we are today. You've never heard of pre-cum by the way?
                    Originally posted by Nugs
                    That's why I punch myself in the nuts before sex, get them disorientated.

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                      #55
                      When he is sitting on the lounge just jerk off and blow a load in his face while screaming 'I live in Double Bay!'

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                        #56
                        Syphon all the water out of his pond?
                        Hide yo' wife!!!

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                          #57
                          The first thing I would do is put the kettle on.
                          The World's Best Pest Control in Brisbane, at PF mates rates, PM me.

                          when all else fails, hit it harder.

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                            #58
                            A long time ago:

                            My housemate (Lease in his name): Ben, do you want to move out?

                            Me: No, if I wanted to move out I'd move out....!

                            Two weeks later.

                            My Housemate: Ben i want you to move out and I'm giving you two weeks notice.

                            Me : Oh, OK.

                            See, it's all in the wording.
                            “Buy the ticket, take the ride.’”
                            ― Hunter S. Thompson

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                              #59
                              Originally posted by brewdles
                              In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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                                #60
                                Wait till he's out, change locks, pile his shit outside?

                                (I may have actually done this, minus the piling shit outside)
                                "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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