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    #61
    Have an elaborate three course meal ready for him when he gets home from work one day. Set the table and have candles lit, and rose petals throughout the house. Wear only an apron and high heels (no clothes).

    He will leave and you'll also get a rad meal for 2 all to yourself.

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      #62
      Some good suggestions in here :D

      My vote is tell him you think he's a fuckwit and that he has 4 weeks to find somewhere else to live. Simple.

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        #63
        Glue a fake beard to his face whilst he sleeps, put a koran under his bed with a bag of fertiliser, make an anonymous phone call?

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          #64
          Get his bond together in 5c pieces, throw the lot at him and tell him "Im sick of your shit, get the fuck OUT!"

          BTW, how long has he been there?
          #WHOTW award winner #blessed #susanalbumparty

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            #65
            Hint:

            http://mysocialsherpa.com/the-ultima...-facebook-ads/
            Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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              #66
              No mention of gearboxing?

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                #67
                Originally posted by junny View Post
                No mention of gearboxing?
                Flawed concept in this instance.

                Frozen tray of piss under his bed linen might work.
                Originally posted by brewdles
                In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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                  #68
                  stop paying the rent - then landlord will sort it all out for you in a months time - and you wont need to speak to flatmate

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by junny View Post
                    No mention of gearboxing?
                    cough... post 26..cough

                    do you even read , bro?

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
                      Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

                      Copied real estate header to word doc.
                      Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
                      Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
                      He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
                      Well played I reckon.
                      Fuck me, that's the most over the top solution ever. Tell the cunt to hand in his man card.

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                        #71
                        You could try the tough-cunt hero all-confrontational approach, and look like a complete fuckwit to your peers, or you could pull off some crazy hijinx and actually have a story worth telling for a few years.
                        Originally posted by brewdles
                        In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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                          #72
                          Be even easier if you just tell people who you "sub-let" to that the place is fully furnished, hence in the scenario described on Triple J you can merely pack a few bags..?

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                            #73
                            -Google terrorist related ISIS stuff on his computer while he is out
                            -Download "how to martyrdom in the name of Allah" ebook
                            -Tell him he should grow a beard, it would suit him.
                            -Insert Koran into his bedside table
                            -Call AFP and report suspicious activity
                            -Never see him again, keep bond and profit

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                              #74
                              -Google terrorist related ISIS stuff on his computer while he is out
                              -Download "how to martyrdom in the name of Allah" ebook
                              -Tell him he should grow a beard, it would suit him.
                              -Insert Koran into his bedside table
                              -Call AFP and report suspicious activity
                              -Never see him again, keep bond and profit

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                                #75
                                order some adult nappies for him, and perhaps some tampons and perhaps various other free samples
                                you cant spell advertisements without semen between the tits

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