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    boothy.com WTD - Toilet paper. Melbourne

    stuck on the Dunny. Need 4 squares
    Delivery required ASAP.

    Slide under front door.


    #2
    Have some, slightly used. Will deliver for cost of fuel.
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      #3
      Will swap for surplus lizards.

      Cant use them - scales too rough

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        #4
        I have some thats been slightly sneezed on if you're keen.
        .... because every driver experiences the destructive potential of the effortless surge of power available through the smallest of body movements.

        Dr Hoon
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        DrNick is king!!!! No, Mark Webber is now! Long live the king!... hold on a minute mate, Ricci is in charge now

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          #5
          Can't spare a square
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            #6
            Originally posted by hakosuka View Post
            Can't spare a square
            Get your own,buddy.

            A month ago Aust came together for bushfires

            - but this TP shortage is the real emergency- you're on your own

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              #7
              I can see uber adding dunny roll deliveries. Uber Shits.

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                #8
                Jim's Arse Wiping. Call now for more information on starting your franchise.

                This Post Brought To You By Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator

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                  #9
                  Have seen two different people walking down the street with a large packet of TP tucked under the arm.

                  I yelled out to my son to “ sneak up and grab it” so that they could hear. Hilarity ensued
                  Last edited by Greg Rust; 10-03-20, 10:14 PM.
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                  I've never considered myself the type of guy to eat arse but I am currently reviewing that policy

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                    #10
                    something something , toilet paper , bogans, ALDI, A Current Affair , something something

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                      #11
                      actually, emergency over for me - we just had a white pages delivered last Friday -and I don't even have a land line....
                      ,
                      thanks , Sanjay the delivery man for telstra


                      …..no pics not so much ..in a high state of anxiety...
                      Last edited by 9triton; 11-03-20, 07:47 PM.

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                        #12
                        The romans used a soft brush and water. The brush and a holder were even standard kit for the soldiers.

                        Something like 2/3 of the human population do not use toilet paper. There are alternatives.

                        e.g. http://www.thebidetshop.com.au
                        If you dig a hole and it is in the wrong place, digging it deeper isn't going to help.

                        Police warn that blow-up dolls are not recognised floatation devices.

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                          #13
                          So local woolie had a wall full of bog roll, $7 for 4 rolls. Someone is making a killing on this shit.

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                            #14
                            the 300 odd people waiting for costco to open were funny.

                            as was the container load of it they had on the floor.
                            .... because every driver experiences the destructive potential of the effortless surge of power available through the smallest of body movements.

                            Dr Hoon
                            .

                            DrNick is king!!!! No, Mark Webber is now! Long live the king!... hold on a minute mate, Ricci is in charge now

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                              #15
                              Was at a car show on weejend. Was a guy selling oil filters.- with a sign
                              ' spend $100 on filters and receive. A free roll of toilet paper'


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