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    #16
    screwing with car batteries is no laughing matter guys, i once burnt the sh!t out my hand when i dropped a wrench across one



    oh wait, that is funny.

    hehe
    Grant Morrisons

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      #17
      here's a useful battery tip. dont kick cardboard boxes with sneakers on if there is a chance it may contain a car battery. thats bad, ok? really bad.
      Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


      Originally posted by seedyrom
      my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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        #18
        Originally posted by Secoh
        here's a useful battery tip. dont kick cardboard boxes with sneakers on if there is a chance it may contain a car battery. thats bad, ok? really bad.
        well if they were obviously caring pranksters they would have left a light bulb in there so you would have seen the glow and immediately assumed something was up. and especially if there was a flourescent (sp?) light inside...that shit is wack, yo.

        although if i saw a glowing, upturned cardboard box, i'd probably wet myself and bolt for the safe warm glow of some pink neons...

        GreySSS: i'm positive it's 30cm. when i installed my pod on my stock honda crx, for maximum hp benefit, i couldn't get a result any further than 30cm. this was annoying because the neon led washer jets were only working on the right side, not the left, and the world isn't ready for assymetrical neon led washer rice jets, just yet.

        so i moved the battery to behind the drivers seat where it powers my sound activated neons and my glow gear knob.

        just to be on the safe side, remember batteries obviously emit some radiation due to the "Proximity Effect" being a rather mystical and unexplained phenomena. any birth defects or sterility is your own problem.

        best of luck with your projects guys, peace out 'fo sheezy
        "I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt."

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          #19
          crx2gen you indeed have much knowledge about the battery, i would like to subscribe to your newsletter! :D
          Cheers,
          Karl
          Turbo SSS
          Theres nothing like a sleeper

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            #20
            Chris I believe this is thread number 3....

            At least Secoh understands
            Speed cameras: Best tax ever! The one that makes you pay and makes you think you deserve it.

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